My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.
My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I will straight have a full conversation with your dog and not say shit to you
sometimes you curl up like a five year old and say “it hurts” because that still feels like the only vocabulary you have for it.
yeah if you ever want to send me a compliment i need you to consider 2 things:
- are you complimenting me in a way that puts down other women in the process?
- are you complimenting me by outright denying the FACT that i am a fat woman, or replacing “fat” with some sort of softer code word?
because if you do either of those things it’s not a fucking compliment.
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
A Rose of Jericho three hours after being watered having nearly returned to is previous alive state
The Rose of Jericho(Anastatica hierochuntica) is a species of resurrection plant. These plants are characterized by their ability to use Poikilohydric mechanisms which enable them to survive extreme dehydration for years at a time.
Yep! About Mystique. It was a big deal and I’ve seen tons of posts going “it’s not that bad!” IT’S BAD.
Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
my aesthetic today is like Linda Cardellini in Freaks and Geeks but with really large boobs
jennifer fucking lawrence doesn’t think that bisexual women can have sex with men or have kids, and then referred to bisexuality as a “lesbian phase”
but she said that she likes food! shes so quirky and relatable you cant criticize her! she makes funny faces sometimes! did i mention she likes food!