vanity claire
kind, giving, loving woman who will not put up with your shit

graphic designer • white/cis/bi she/hers pronouns

fatshitcray:

me

hi panicky stuff about Chris dying in his sleep!! I needed you so badly right now great timing!!! please cause me to imagine me never being able to wear the ring and having to have children with someone else some more times!!!!!!

I love bras but also fuck bras you know what I mean

holmesianpose:

I don’t know the reason for this face and I don’t care.

I don’t understand you stretchy-faced turtle pineapple man

■ http://bigeeklyanxiety.tumblr.com/post/83056935315/kneelbeforemistressphil-kaalashnikov

kneelbeforemistressphil:

kaalashnikov:

your-continuum:

kaalashnikov:

do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety

like they just

DO THINGS

without worrying about them first

wow

Anxiety is an excuse

i hope you walk barefoot on a…

slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

tastefullyoffensive:

One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]

jamietheignorantamerican:

Go Forth and Educate Yourselves!

I’d also highly recommend watching the Jane Elliott Brown-eye/Blue-eye experiments, which can be found here:

I got out of bed
I showered
I put on clothing
I’m back in the bed

accomplishments

amberlynphotography:

Turquoise / / amberlyn photography

  • old white dude: all this new music is about is dancing and drinking and wanting to sleep with people!
  • me: sorry, what was your generation's music about, again? or, you know... music from pretty much any period of human history? seems like y'all's only claim to fame is that it was more obliquely stated and sung by people who look more like you

forever bored by dudes coming up with new “scientific” reasons for boob-havin people not to wear bras

yes it’s for “cancer” it’s for “back problems” ok

chekhov:

Has anyone else found themselves becoming exponentially gayer

punkrockluna:

instead of “I love you no matter what sexuality/race/gender you are!”

try “I love you and will celebrate your identity with you!”

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