vanity claire
kind, giving, loving woman who will not put up with your shit

graphic designer • white/cis/bi she/hers pronouns

niche-pastiche:

littlemarshmallowqueen:

hobbitfeminism:

fun fact about me: I didn’t really get okay with having an eyebrow scar until I realized Jason Momoa has one and he is hotter than a volcano fucking a balrog on the surface of the sun

jesus fuck that is, like, the perfect description

I’m confused, shouldn’t the balrog be the one fucking the volcano or am I missing the point of this post?

it’s an animate volcano okay they’re on the surface of the sun anything can happen

fuckin men with eye crinkles

fuuuuuck

pardonmewhileipanic:

fucknofetishization:

What a jackass. This is avril’s response to the backlash to her recent video, “Hello Kitty.” I swear this woman acts like she’s 15. Then of course you have people (not japanese of course) commenting on this saying this wasn’t racist.

I cannot grasp how white people feel they have any right to decide what is or isn’t racist, when we have never and likely will never experience it

what a good refutation. “lololol!!!!!” happy 13th birthday avril i hope this is a good year for you

fun fact about me: I didn’t really get okay with having an eyebrow scar until I realized Jason Momoa has one and he is hotter than a volcano fucking a balrog on the surface of the sun

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

IM CRYIGN

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

I think I’ve cried enough that I got all the cries out and I’m ready to get shit done

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD EDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn 

can we just appreciate 

I thought the original made me want to jump around and fight somebody and then I heard this

bless u volbeat

10 plays

nedahoyin:

Jenna Ushkowitz for Regard Magazine, 1/2

Bae..

Chris is (allegedly) trying to pump me up by sending me the lyrics to “Holding Out for a Hero”

I don’t like “Holding Out for a Hero”

I’m just trying to listen to Volbeat in peace

he hasn’t stopped sending them yet

nataliemeansnice:

had an amazing time hanging out with cori (misskittidanielle) taking some fun pictures for her new body positive blog, fort worth funky fashion (www.fwfunkyfashion.com and @fwfunkyfashion on instagram)! make sure to reach out and support fellow fat babes who are busting ass to break down beauty norms.

chubby-bunnies:

Stay fabulous, my girls! 

European size 46. 

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